Wednesday, November 28, 2007

facebook

lor, i already have a facebook account rupanye. haha. i totally have forgotten all about it until tadi i got an email of people wanting to add me as their friend.

haha. silly me.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Surat Untuk Peminat

Peminat,
Saya rasa awak janganlah minat saya sangat, dan memaksa saya kahwin dengan awak, dengan kadar yang segera. Ini kerana, saya rasa kita berdua masih muda. Seharusnya kita gunakan peluang ini untuk mencuba pelbagai perkara dan mencebur dalam hobi-hobi yang bermakna.

Peminat,
Saya tahu awak suka simpan duit. Malah awak simpan duit hari-hari. Sampai satu tahap, awak memang malas beraktiviti. Janganlah macam tu. Gunalah sedikit duit untuk mempunyai hobi. Kerana jika dah kahwin nanti, bila awak dah tahu yang awak bosan duduk sahaja kat rumah dengar bebelan isteri, baru la awak nak ada hobi karaoke la, hobi chatting la, hobi mengelab (kata kerja clubbing :P) dengan wanita lain la. Jadi cadangan saya, baiklah awak buat aktiviti macam ni sehingga terasa bosan. Dah kahwin nanti, baik beraktiviti lain. (eh, saya tak maksudkan kahwin dengan saya tau?)

Peminat,
Saya tahu awak minat kat saya dari kita sekolah rendah lagi, tp itu tak bermakna awak kenal siapa kah diri saya yang sebenarnya. Saya sebenarnya seorang yang tak best, tak menarik dan tidak pandai berjimat. Kalau setakat saya seorang wanita pandai yang menyebabkan awak tertarik kepada saya, susahlah. Sebab saya dibentuk hanya dengan 10% kepandaian sahaja. Yang lain-lain penuh dengan merepek aje.

Peminat,
Daripada awak asyik tepon saya dengan takde isi kandungan, baik awak guna duit tepon tu untuk beraktiviti (seperti berkayak sungai putih, menggelongsor di langit, bermain futsal, bermain muzik, membaca buku yang menarik atau mengambil gambar menggunakan Lomo) dan kemudiannye berkongsi dengan saya tentang pengalaman awak tu. ada la sket isi kandungan perbualan kita. Saya letih jugak nak jawab saya pakai baju apa hari ni, saya dah makan ke belum, saya makan apa, saya buat apa sepanjang esok hari dan selamanya. Bukan apa, saya tahu tu sume tanda-tanda kasih sayang, tp daripada tanda-tanda kasih itu diperbuat daripada soalan, baik awak bagi aja saya hadiah-hadiah (seperti kamera oktomat ke, jam tangan Swatch ke, selipar Crocs ke, helmet basikal ke, atau CD-CD kasabian, rooney ,the shins dan ramai lagi) sebagai tanda sayang awak tu.

Peminat,
Saya bukan tak suka kat awak, tp takdelah pulak saya suka. Saya takde perasaan buat masa ini. Lagipun bila saya kata saya sibuk, awak mcm tak percaya pulak. Menganjing lagi ada. Percayalah, saya ni bukan selalunya sibuk. Bila tak sibuk nanti, mungkin saya ada la masa nak layan awak.

Peminat,
Lagi satu kan, saya tak minat la orang paksa-paksa saya buat kerja yang saya tak minat, contohnya temankan awak gi Muar tempoh hari. Takde sebab saya nak ikut awak ke Muar dan saya pulak bawak kerja dari opis untuk dilangsaikan di rumah. Nasib baik awak tak tau rumah saya kat mana, kalau tak saya jangkakan awak mesti akan datang ke rumah dan pujuk rayu di pintu pagar.

Peminat,
Saya tahu, mesti awak takkan baca surat saya ni. Tapi besar kemungkinan agen perisik awak yang akan cuba mengesan saya dan semua perihal tentang saya. jadi , nota kaki saya untuk agen perisik ialah : Awak, yakinkah awak saya ni la orangnya yang menulis surat ini kepada kawan awak tu? kedua, lain kali kalau nak sebarkan gambar-gambar comel saya untuk dijadikan poster dinding, sila dapatkan kebenaran saya dulu. Sebab saya ni tak dibayar royalti pon.

Baiklah, sekian sahaja rintihan perasaan saya ni. Saya menjangkakan sebuah panggilan telefon dari awak dalam jam 8 pagi nanti. dan mungkin sebelum tu, sebuah sms bertanya, sibuk ke kerja hari ini? atau malam ini free? hehe. nasib baik fon saya kena 'palang', maka tak dapat la saya menjawab sms itu.

Jaga diri.

p/s : the facts and figures used have been rendered for entertainment purposes. dan Zaha, saya tahu saya berjanji tahun lepas untuk mendapatkan kontrak tender tetap tahun ini, tapi nampak gayanya janji tu sambung ke 2008 aje lah. hahah.

PROS & CONS ..

.. of a barred cellphone.

PROS

1) i don't have to call back those missed calls i get. or if i have to, i can use the office phone.

2) i don't feel obliged (or basically i can't) to reply sms-es or mms-es , or if it's bloody important, i'll borrow my staff's handphone. :D

3) i got to save a week's worth of phone bill coz of the previous reasons.

4) to those i don't like, and always expects me to reply their messages to an extend they would call me just to know why, i can always say 'sorry la, fon kena bar la' , u call me aje la. heheh. and not feeling guilty saying it.

5) i don't have to reply sms-es wanting numbers of some other colleagues or persons. well it's not my fault. it's my telco's fault of barring me.


CONS..

1) when it comes to plan dates with friends, and especially those who are really bad with timing, barred cellphone is totally nerve-wrecking. yes you dayat! i had to go up to your office only to land on the wrong floor and bila turun, seeing u at the lobby by then. hish.

2) if you are alone and caught in some trouble, then u would hate the idea of having a cellphone even.

3) when you are driving alone and feeling sleepy like nobody's business, there you go, u wish u had a larger credit limit. or better, no limits at all. haha.

4) hmm ape lagi ek. can't think anymore of the cons. i think i'm doing alright with my barred handphone.
... owh yes, when u have a barred cellphone, the person who calls or texts u the least (or maybe never at all) would try to call you and wouldn't mind chatting with you over the phone while u try to get to her at the Petronas. haha yes, miss tourism ? ;)

so , anyway, letih gak handphone kena bar. i had to try to ignore the urge to call back again or replying unnecessary texts. menjimatkan, tapi kesian. :D

so i promise, tomorrow will be the day when my name would appear in YOUR cellphone screen!
jangan tak angkat ;)

night all. letih bahu.

ops, i forgot to bitch about my office again. tp malas la pulak. maybe later, or maybe not at all.

goodnight.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

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Monday, November 19, 2007

politics

i know i know. nobody would thought that i actually care about our politics. well, the thing is , i dont care. i mean i dont really care. what i care is my country. so what is becoming to my country is obviously a big deal to me (not because i work for the ruling party, but i am just patriotic like that)

so anyway, i just watched the videos that a fellow blogger posted in his latest entry, and done reading with his reviews. and i have to say that it was indeed a good and informative talk show. well, i am not going to write what i think of it, coz u guys could read that from the link above.

what i care to talk tonight is mainly about our country. something to do with our rakyat. do you think everyone in this land is aware of what's happening? and would everyone care anyway of what is it that's going on?

ok, i'm sorry again to say that i dont care about the politics. obviously , i have to care coz i cared so much about my country. about the people. and i dont feel good when people , like me and u are being deprived of informations. especially regarding this land we live in. i know, somehow living in ignorance is the way to go. is the way to live safely ever after. but who says so? somehow somewhere, some events are happening around us, and due to these events, changes would be made. hence, fuel and toll hike, road blocks, maybe war, and maybe the next emergency.

so i have to care, for not to have these things happening again. and i felt really sorry when over the weekend where i had an 'intellectual discourse' with fellow citizens (who are being assessed for the maturity of their ideas) just couldn't come up with anything more than rape, snatch theft and robbery when it comes to defining crime (our topics was something to do with crime prevention).

despite me throwing in some issues like public rally , white collar crimes and cyber crimes, they would just get back to nurin jazimin, teachers and ministry of education. mende ni? apsal tersekat ni? and somewhere around it, they would mentioned something like we have to help our police enforcements la, we need to be good citizens by being a rakan cop la, and stuff like that. and when i said 'how much trust do u have in our police enforcements anyway' , can u guess what they say? of course ' we trust our police enforcers totally. without a doubt. they are doing a good job, yadayadasampah.' (kalo good job la sangat, why do we still have missing kids, and have we caught our over-popularized nurin's killer yet? hmm)

ok fine. answer whatever. since i was only there to facilitate, i rather not have myself be seen as radical or non-conformist or anti-establishment. after all, i dont think i am all that. but the facts are as it is, facts. can anyone actually prove to me how is our police enforcers efficient ? no offence la pak polisi, tapi korang mmg dah podah dimataku. ouch, was that too hard? tah la.

ok la. malas nak sambung. i never thought that i'd be back by 3am tonite. no thanks to paliy who actually potong stim gua tgh blogging ni. huhu. (blogging was paused for 3hours when i had to entertain friends in McD. :p)

maki

seriously, i dont feel like doing anything right about now. seperti yang dinyatakan di tajuk, memang rase mcm nak memaki hamun aje ni.

i just got out from piggie's room. along with Mr W (lil piggie) and 2 other staffs.

ok cenggini la. my unit has to come up with another paper by year end. and its regarding jawatan kecik la. and the paper is Mr W's paper. not mine. mine only needs rebuffing and data-updating before submitting to a bigger boss and next, the JPA.

anyway, to do this paper of his, he sent out questionnaires ( 'kwes-che-nayr' la, bukan question- air, mende question-air, soalan udara? hnsf ) to several JPNs for them to submit to schools where the teachers and clerks would fill in.

ok, so now our room is filled with tonnes of replied questionnaires. so like satu negeri has at least 20-50 schools who submitted to us (each school would have around 5 to 40 correspondents).

cerita sampahnya kali ini ialah, i have to organise this data shit and stuff. ada lah with a bit bantuan from my clerks. tp i have to come up with the formulation and stuff (where my keranis only (mind u, ONLY) has to key in the number, and jawapannyer terus keluar, akibat dari formulation yg aku si budak maths ni (akan) buat. yang dah sedia ada buat tu, tak kira. ni buat lain ni).

nak jadi lebih sampah lagi, tadi we had our unit meeting, and this fat bastard lak boleh lak demand ' i thought i wanted this kind of conclusion, or this kind of pie chart or this kind of info or this kind of sampah' (well, dia cakap melayu la, korang jgn imagine lak dia cakap omputih :P)

and me, rase hangin satu badan (tp tak tunjuk coz i m like tired from the weekend job) cakap, eh u nyer survey cant provide la that kind of detail u wanted. your soalan was so bloody general anyone can do it...bla bla bla..malas nak taip. kalo taip pon bukan paham pon mende yg i carutkan ni..huhu.

anyway, since piggies are always united and these 2 play badminton together, tanpa segan silu la piggie (my boss la ni) asked me to do it. sampah sarap sial!!

lets do some simple maths :

say 1 school has average of 20 correspondents. so one state has average 25 schools (yang dipilih). and i have like 5 states nak buat ni.

20 x 25 x 5 = 500 x 5 = 2500 kertas survey harus ku belek.

1 questionnaire has 93 questions which has been divided into 7 categories.

93 questions x 2500 = 232,500 answers i should be looking at.

1 school has 1 pie chart. i have 25schools x 5states = 125 pie charts for schools to be done.
each pie chart has 7 categories, and the size is depends on the weightage of each category. that depends on bilangan correspondent and jawatan mereka. whether they are teachers, headmaster, the typist or the clerk? that differs for each school.

125 pie charts for school + 5 pie charts (after calculating for each state) = 130 pie charts.

i would die of eating just pies. shit.

hmm, mana carutannya ni? shite la. i miss mencarut along the way. ok, bitching time is up. it's 2pm now. if tak puas ati lagi, i'll add up later.

hnsf.pftt.bluek. hak tui.

updated : NOV 23rd 2007
i manage not to do any pies at all coz obviously data tu takleh nak digodek jadi pie. but i was occupied doing something else.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

NEWS @ 10

good news :

1) i saw the password for myspace on my desk. haha. i was contemplating on signing up facebook. but i guess that is no longer an option.

2) i jog non-stop today on the bukit at shangri-la hotel, with non-stop music in my ears, and my mind was nowhere near the galaxy.

3) i felt important and smart today. all due to the work i am doing. and no, it's not my core business either. :P

(not so) bad news :

1) dinner at the coast. first had salad saje, then obviously tak kenyang, i had to had that beef steak sandwich. damned my jogging session.

2) angah joined me and as at the coast. i had to order him a grilled lamb. and, had to treat him as well. damned my wallet.

3) was about to pay the parking ticket and i was short of 10sen (it was rm1.50). so i went to the ATM in hoping to withdraw rm10, but eventually i made that RM100. sudahnye still takde duit kecik and i had to go shopping. and alang2 i had to buy something, i made a trip to esprit. thought of buying the cheapest top (rm19.90, coz i only need the 10sen huhu), i managed to scrap another rm20 for 1 top. so the value of the 10sen for my parking ticket is RM39.90. damned my parking ticket.

ok. got to do some packing. kluang, here i come again :D

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

permasalahan

ok, i know, i promised a permasalahan yesterday, but in the end it was me who had some password issues. anyway, it's official now, i can't get through my own myspace account. (mind u, this is already my second account. LOL)

now back to permasalahan sebenar.

background :

Zufa* is my ex-schoolmate. Ziana* is the current ex-gf (gf of 4 and a half years). Nad* is the once-ex-gf-now gf of Zufa (the gf before Ziana). Zufa n Ziana has been staying together for the past 5 years. and not without Ziana playing around with some other guys. and Zufa still stayed on.

problem :

now they've separated and both parties apparently have new partners. before this, when some problems arised between them, Zufa couldn't let Ziana go, coz apart from being sexually convenient for the both of them, Ziana did threatened Zufa that she would tell his mother about them staying together. ZUfa's parents would be more than devastated coz this is obviously not Zufa's first 'case'. So Zufa rather not have Ziana telling his parents about his bersekedudukan story.


anyway, after so much trouble faced by Zufa (and that includes paying off the people Ziana conned because she was caught by the police, paying off Ziana's so called anemic treatment in hospital, rumah terbakar and Ziana didn't even helped him (despite they were staying together) just because Ziana's going out for a sexcapade with a pilot whom she said she would kikis harta laki itu, and pay off their debts, and on-going fights), they eventually separated coz now Zufa had the courage to let her go since he has rekindled with his old flame.


ok, this separation is still not without an extortion of the worst kind. Ziana is so known for this. She wanted Zufa to fund her travelling expenses to New Zealand so that she could be with her new bf. Because if Zufa does not comply to her demands, she would go to his parents and blurt all out.


my advice is/was :


dont pay the ex-gf at all. after all she has caused so much trouble all these years. this could never be the end of her threats. he is going to eat from her palms (adakah pepatah ini? hehe) like forever if he complies to her demands.

but what he did was :

agreeing in buying her the tickets to NZ so that she could be with the new bf. but before that, he already bought a ticket to Kuching for Ziana coz apparently the bf now is in Kuching before going of to NZ. (what kinda shit is this la kan?)

his fear(s) is/are :


his parents would know and might just killed him for all the trouble Ziana has caused them (him and the family). he wants to live happily with Nad now, but he is afraid the mom would against his new affection. coz his first case was actually engaging sexual behaviour with a minor then (Nad was underage) and both parents knew this and he had to sign some kinda agreement back then. (ok, enough on that)


points given were :


ignore all kinds of threats from his stupid ex-gf and move on. and when she has to go to his mum, Zufa should actually come clean with his mom. Well, because i think despite all the things he has done, his mom would never disown him. So, rather then be caught in a lifetime extortion, baik confess aje to his parents. betul tak?

points taken then:

none. to be pondered or embraced when the next extortion falls onto his lap. ade ke patut?

my issue now :

what do u guys think? dont u think that he should just confess to his parents and once and for all shut Ziana out of his life? Dont u think that Ziana would ugut him all his life with whatever secrets she might have of him? and how do i convince this friend of mine? despite him wanting me to listen and give solutions, he obviously takes no heed whatsoever from what i've said.

but anyway, apehal aku lak yg pening2 ni? huhu. am a concerned sweetheart. that's what i am.

so friends, do give your nilai 2 sen (two-cents worth?) ok?

sekian, good night. i am talking to chuck palahniuk tonight ;)

(thanx shake!)

*disclaimer : nama2 di atas bukanlah nama sebenar. tp situasi berkenaan adalah based on a true story


Monday, November 12, 2007

p-ASS-words..

i think my paranoia is eating me up now.
i changed all the password to everything, and the only one i could remember is one particular yahoo id and that is because of the ym.

i changed the password to my myspace, and i totally forgotten what was it, so they asked me what's my email, and i gave my alternative email. and to add to my misery, my alternative email's password is another thing i forgot too.

now, i tried on my cimb id, that too i have forgotten the password. ape lagi? ape lagi yg akan tak kena ni? now let me think, did i change the password to my blog now? erm..

if i could still blog tomorrow, then u guys would know that i haven't change the password to this blog. LOL.

creepy

hah, i wana make this a short one.

just to share with u guys.

creepy tak if someone has all your pictures and all your informations and knows what car does your dad drives, and could actually get all your passwords for all your web-based sites?

creepy tak that he knows all about u?

and he is not from the intelligence or special branch?

creepy tak?!?

creepy dowh!!

birthdays!

i dedicate these birthday poems to 2 special homosapiens. they both have a place in my heart. (mind u, i have a big one hehe)

(frankly this is the 2nd time i am typing this. alahai..)

1)

Happy 28th birthday dear azni,

i dunno what to get you this year,

i saw this white handbag in esprit,

but your favourite colour is red pula.

So i think dinner will do,

at a paddington near you,

eh, i mean at the curve,

a place that we both love.

SO give me a buzz later,

unless a new bf wants to treat u dinner,

then i'll head home with an empty tummy,

or errm, i might go dating with whom ever is free.

hehe.

2)

happy birthday to my favourite star,

you've dimmed and drift so far,

i could sense that you are no longer near,

but i hope you would read this here.

Another year older,

may god bless you forever,

saya doakan yang baik-baik aja,

happy birthday again dear.


well, that's about it for this morning. can't be entertaining my blog or anyone else's just yet today. i got WORK to do. huhu. god bless you, work. :D

before i go, a hint for my next entry. a kajian kes to be shared with you guys. opinions needed too. nah, nothing serious. isu rumah tangga aja. heh.

Friday, November 09, 2007

READ

it has to be on this particular day, after 26 years ,4 months and 24 days on this planet called earth, have i fully understood the real meaning of IQRA', the very first word from GOD (i mean from my god) to his messenger.

no, this is not a preachy entry. this is enlightenment. or basically light entertainment. heh.

i had to deposit some pocket money to my adik today in bank islam. so after doing that, i wanted to go to tabung haji in order to have my monthly wages deducted for savings. (dah tua cenggini baru terpikir for savings. yes azni, u should too. heheh)

i was sure tabung haji was always at the far end of the building. so i took 2 flights of escalator just to reach the top floor. upon reaching, i was really glad it was empty. nobody was doing business. so, wow, sangat menarik.

i composed myself to walk straight to the counter and directly asking to a cik siti on how to do what i wanted to do. i tried to look around for the pakgad, but none to be seen. which is odd for banks or monetary institutions la kan? so anyways, here it goes:

me : tumpang tanya, camana saya nak buat potongan gaji terus ke tabung haji ye? i mean, borang mana saya perlu isi?

cik siti : err, cik, sini bukan tabung haji.

dang!! the whole world seems gedebuk on my head. while shedding embarassment and cursing myself quietly,

me: so, mana ek tabung haji?

cik siti : kat tingkat bawah la kak.

me : owh ye ke. alamak! malu la.

uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu. god, i was cursing myself insanely coz obviously la terang2 kat blakang cik siti tu was a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE sign written there TENAGA NASIONAL. at that very minute i wish i could just vanish and be gone from this muka bumi. malu ya rabbi. heheh.

last week i told klynn that she thinks while she talks. now, obviously I didnt do any thinking nor reading while or before i talk. ape ke bende joyah aku ni?!?!?!?!?!?

ok sekian embarassment and serious education i got today. hope u guys learn a lesson. err, i mean, this is indeed a lesson learnt.

paragliding videos and pics updated

friends, if u interested, do check out this website:http://www.ballzaction.com/

for more videos, click here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2u3iEcpS90

and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ-sQ5LJJYc

and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23BRqVzEIWY

more pictures here.

sekian terima kasih.

taste

i am contemplating on how long would i be typing this entry. apparently i have loads of things to do in the office. (which is pretty rare, so i have to appreciate that. haha)

so i had a serious discussion (i always have discussions, kan? pehal..hehe) with boone last night. after chilling at shake's place in damansara perdana, boone suddenly felt that it was his calling to be reminding me of my age and my halting progress of Mr. Right.

first he asked me that would i be dating anyone at all once i've gotten myself a boyfriend, and i said of course i won't. why would i. i am loyal like that. and he said, owh good then without much conviction. and i said what makes u think that i would anyway?

and he said, being geminians like me and him, we are known for promiscuity. and i said really? coz i really thought that i m a loyal kinda person. anyway, he said that i might have the tendency to be entertaining more than i should. i could have been defensive earlier on, but after given some thought about it, i realize maybe i could be that way. (still in denial ni.:P), and i always be in search of the greatest or the best of what it is that i fancy. and despite some could have not live up to my intellectual taste, i dont mind making do with a little bit of physical attraction. heh.

to quote boone ' u wouldn't mind if your cake looks ugly, as long as it taste real good to your tastebuds'. true to the bones la ni. he said that i dont really care of things one has, or his looks even, but what gets me going is the taste. the perfection of something. the perfection of the individual. not exactly the idea of being a perfectionist, but i'm more intrigued by those who could satisfy my curiosities.

and in the end, despite that i need chemistry to actually to be interested in anyone, i think intellectual discussion (or discourse , mengikut style PAC) is the thing that could make me last longer. i mean, could sustain my interest. heh.

and that, boone concluded, would be tough on me. well, that's kinda obvious innit. haha.

p/s: eventually after meeting boone, i met this one new guy at a mamak, and since i realize i love intellectual stimulation, i kept checking his abilities to live up to my expectations. but apparently, in the end he was so full of himself , there and then i decided, nah, not my type either. hehe. adakah ini keji atau ape? huhu. fickle!

a girl can wait for the right man, but in the meantime that doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with the wrong ones - cher

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

po-DAH-lis part 2

i think i have issues with pak polisi la. i just got saman the other day in kluang for making an illegal u-turn in front of taman intan.

the thing is, taman intan is basically where my house is. and sepanjang hayat i was there, it was never illegal to make a u-turn, or maybe there was never a signboard signalling that.

so, after almost a year not going back to kluang, since my parents now live somewhere else, how would i notice if there's no u-turn signage at the traffic light kan?

and to add to that, all my other friends who did that u-turn, tak kena plak saman. it just so happen that police patrol car stopped next to my car, while waiting for the green light. sheesh.

i tried negotiating, but they just ignored every single word i said. buat2 pekak lagi tu. keji! i almost thought that i could get away with words (again) this time, but apparently they didnt care. even after asking me how long was i a penduduk tempatan kluang, and why was i in INTAN and what my job is.

takkan nak ugut telling him hey i know ur boss kot? gila poyo. LOL.

but thank god this time, i managed to pay off my saman ( at 75% discount, heh) the day after, with my mum who managed to sweet-talk the pak polisi at the guard post who obviously have soft spots for nurses. haha. thank god mum's a nurse. yay!

sekian. btw, saman hari tu is still unsettled. tgk la if i still have extra money. :P

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

killing in the name of




refreshing? u bet!