maki

seriously, i dont feel like doing anything right about now. seperti yang dinyatakan di tajuk, memang rase mcm nak memaki hamun aje ni.

i just got out from piggie's room. along with Mr W (lil piggie) and 2 other staffs.

ok cenggini la. my unit has to come up with another paper by year end. and its regarding jawatan kecik la. and the paper is Mr W's paper. not mine. mine only needs rebuffing and data-updating before submitting to a bigger boss and next, the JPA.

anyway, to do this paper of his, he sent out questionnaires ( 'kwes-che-nayr' la, bukan question- air, mende question-air, soalan udara? hnsf ) to several JPNs for them to submit to schools where the teachers and clerks would fill in.

ok, so now our room is filled with tonnes of replied questionnaires. so like satu negeri has at least 20-50 schools who submitted to us (each school would have around 5 to 40 correspondents).

cerita sampahnya kali ini ialah, i have to organise this data shit and stuff. ada lah with a bit bantuan from my clerks. tp i have to come up with the formulation and stuff (where my keranis only (mind u, ONLY) has to key in the number, and jawapannyer terus keluar, akibat dari formulation yg aku si budak maths ni (akan) buat. yang dah sedia ada buat tu, tak kira. ni buat lain ni).

nak jadi lebih sampah lagi, tadi we had our unit meeting, and this fat bastard lak boleh lak demand ' i thought i wanted this kind of conclusion, or this kind of pie chart or this kind of info or this kind of sampah' (well, dia cakap melayu la, korang jgn imagine lak dia cakap omputih :P)

and me, rase hangin satu badan (tp tak tunjuk coz i m like tired from the weekend job) cakap, eh u nyer survey cant provide la that kind of detail u wanted. your soalan was so bloody general anyone can do it...bla bla bla..malas nak taip. kalo taip pon bukan paham pon mende yg i carutkan ni..huhu.

anyway, since piggies are always united and these 2 play badminton together, tanpa segan silu la piggie (my boss la ni) asked me to do it. sampah sarap sial!!

lets do some simple maths :

say 1 school has average of 20 correspondents. so one state has average 25 schools (yang dipilih). and i have like 5 states nak buat ni.

20 x 25 x 5 = 500 x 5 = 2500 kertas survey harus ku belek.

1 questionnaire has 93 questions which has been divided into 7 categories.

93 questions x 2500 = 232,500 answers i should be looking at.

1 school has 1 pie chart. i have 25schools x 5states = 125 pie charts for schools to be done.
each pie chart has 7 categories, and the size is depends on the weightage of each category. that depends on bilangan correspondent and jawatan mereka. whether they are teachers, headmaster, the typist or the clerk? that differs for each school.

125 pie charts for school + 5 pie charts (after calculating for each state) = 130 pie charts.

i would die of eating just pies. shit.

hmm, mana carutannya ni? shite la. i miss mencarut along the way. ok, bitching time is up. it's 2pm now. if tak puas ati lagi, i'll add up later.

hnsf.pftt.bluek. hak tui.

updated : NOV 23rd 2007
i manage not to do any pies at all coz obviously data tu takleh nak digodek jadi pie. but i was occupied doing something else.