po-DAH-lis

several days ago, i was out, lepaking at kedai uncle at sri kembangan. kedai uncle is the best kedai cuci gambo in sri kembangan (and some say PJ). if u r familiar to sri kembangan (SK from now on) town, u'd know that there's no such thing as parking space around there. am not sure why, but it never seems to be any parking spot available . vacant only at 4am.

anyways, the whole issue is , i was just at kedai uncle for 5 miserable minutes, when i noticed i got a ticket from pak polisi. this stupid short guy who happens to be the polis, when brought to a lengthy discussion about how i was only there for 5 minutes and there was no parking spot, he said ' ada punye parking lot' . so i said ' eh, saya penduduk SK ok. tell me now, where in the EFF world is the parking spot around here?' (memandangkan dia tak berapa pandai, saya cakap mothertongue aje la dgn dia sbenonye..tak cakap english pon .hehe). obviously at that hour, mmg there's no parking spot available, hence i had to double park for a short while just to collect my pictures la (lately, i noticed i cuci gambo more often than i go dating. sigh..).

okay, since he said he cant do anything about it (bloody inconsiderate bugger), he said 'awak bayar aje kat pejabat polis trafik kat bwh tu'. and i said 'eh, tu sume pakai duit kan?' and he said ' bla bla bla.. malas plak nak taip.

anyway, to cut this story short, i went to this balai polis just now, just to pay my saman (talking about me being the responsible civilian).. so the story goes like this:

me : encik, mana nak bayo saman ek?
polis #1 : bukan kat sini. kat bangunan belakang

(from now on, translated for international readers. hehe)

me : how to get there?
polis #1 : u drive or u walk?
me : (obviously i could have come here only by car. duh!)
ecah : can we walk then?
polis #1 : yeah, just go to the back of this building, see the stairs..and there's the place to check and pay ur fine.
me & ecah : ok, thank you (still sounding cheerful)

walk, walk, walk , and small stairs, walk, look around..

polis #2 : adik, what r u loooking for?
ecah : the polis in front told us to pay our fines here. where's the counter?
polis #2 : owh, go to the back of this building, see the stairs, climb them, and there's the counter la..
ecah & me : thank yoooooooooooooooooooou.. (sarcastically)

climb, climb, climb, hunt , looking around for counter.. saw this macho pak polisi.

ecah : where's the counter to pay our fines?
polis #3 : we dont collect fines here. u can only check your fines here.
me : that cant be true. the polis dude that saman me the other day said i should come here to pay my saman here.
polis #3 : polis tu bodoh la tu. (by this time, my nose was flaring already. almost becoming a naga. eceh. ada ke patut calling your fellow colleague stupid? )
me : then , where to pay lor?
polis #3 : owh, there's this one counter at this one shopping mall called IOI mall. (DUH! like i'm a bloody foreigner that i would be clueless la where the EFF is IOI mall la. )

and a lil bit of small talk (rubbish and all sampah..) me and ecah walked away, taking the stairs down to hell, then passed by the first balai polis reception, almost spit on their doors (eceh.totally exaggerating anyway).

i am bloody pissed off. but since it's the fasting month, i try my very best not to do anything un-ramadhan ;)

so sekian terima kasih. in short, polis can podah in my dictionary. i doubt i'd pay my saman after all. and to that polis named anuar, read my blog : YOU SUCK!!!